Women do love birthdays. They remember them. They expect you to remember them. They remember any occasion on which it customary for them to receive a gift. They remember these days as if they were the combination to a safe. If a woman forgets her friend's birthday, the result can e catastrophic. My wife once sent her friend a card, which came a day late, and the girl did not speak to her for a year. What ever you do fellows write down the date. If you forget, look at her ID when she is in the bathroom. For super bonus points, remember her Mother's birthday. Men, when left alone, do not remember birthdays. They don't expect their friends to remember theirs, because they have no idea when anyone else's is. I love the fact that women remember birthdays, because it is women who bring large parties to J.R.'s Comedy Club to celebrate. So, I am going to reward these wonderful memoried creatures by start5ing the Birthday Club. Bring eight or more people to J.R.'s for dinner and the show; during the month of your birthday and the birthday person gets dinner and the show for FREE. One birthday person per each either, and you must mention the birthday club when you make your reservation.